anonymusings….

i am bad.

i sat on the throne
drinking nectar with Allah.
i got hot and sent an ice age to europe
to cool my thirst.
my oldest daughter is nefertiti.
the tears from my birth pains
created the nile.

i am a beautiful woman.

i gazed on the forest and burned
out the sahara desert.
with a packet of goat’s meat
and a change of clothes,
i crossed it in two hours.
i am a gazelle so swift,
so swift you can’t catch me.

for a birthday present when he was three,
i gave my son hannibal an elephant.
he gave me rome for mother’s day.

my strength flows ever on.

my son noah built an ark and
j stood proudly at the helm
as we sailed on a soft summer day.
j turned myself into myself and was Jesus.

men intone my loving name.
all praises all praises,
u am the one who would save.

i sowed diamonds in my back yard.
my bowels deliver uranium.
the filings from my fingernails are
semi-precious jewels.

on a trip north,
i caught a cold and blew
my nose giving oil to the arab world.
i am so hip even my errors are correct.
i sailed west to reach east and had to round off
the earth as i went.
the hair from my head thinned and gold was laid
across three continents.

i am so perfect so divine so ethereal so surreal.
i cannot be comprehended except by my permission.
i mean…i…can fly
like a bird in the sky…