anonymusings….

i swear fo’ God, summa y’all gon’ make me lose my kinder gentler num-nyo-ho-renge-kyo Beloved blog persona and cut somebody. what’s up w/ all this non-updating? since, i’m blocked from work i have to wait until the weekends to play catch up with you people . summa y’all have given me entertainment this morning and i thank you for that. you may exit this post now. but these folks that haven’t updated since the beginning of august and it’s damn near september?!?!?!?

i thought i trained you people last year to update in a timely fashion round these parts. it’s like letting your grass grow wild in your front yard. u.n.a.c.c.e.p.t.a.d.a.m.n.b.l.e. don’t make me hafta go back to fining y’all….

and i DARE somebody to mention the fact that it’s been 9 days since i last posted…

i’ma tell y’all one of the reasons that i love amani so much. it’s because although i don’t talk about it w/ him all of the time, he’s accepted the fact that i come w/ “baggage” and he’s supportive enough to take on the charge w/ me no matter what… (more…)

EDITED TO ADD: You ever known someone for so long that your lives begin to blend and you keep posting on the same topic on the same damn day??? Jade, I swear fo’ God!! Next time we blog on the same topic w/o having spoken that day, I’ma have to cut you 1993 Bowen Homes meets Allen Temple w/ the blade in my cheek riding Bus #226 style. You’ve.been.warned.

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y’all, i have been tainted…contaminated. i am now what you call damaged goods…. *sigh*

i just don’t know what to say about my mama y’all. i swear fo’ God, when i was a little girl she used to be able to touch my hands and know exactly what i’d escapades gotten into. it got to the point that my older cousins used to hate having me around. when we’d come home from pulling some prank or getting into some type of trouble in the neighborhood they’d always say, “beloved, don’tchooletdadamamabeloved touch your hands or we gon’ get in trouble!! you know she psychic!!!”
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ok, so ever since the vet told me that kadeezy did not have a “clearly defined waistline”, it’s been bugging me…not just for him but for me too. ‘cause as i mentioned in a post a while ago, i’ve been unhappy with my own waist line as of late. and when “e” told me a couple of weeks ago that my dog looked like a bear w/ skinny legs and big ears i was downright embarrassed. i mean yeah, so he’s put on a couple of pounds but my baby don’t look like no bear!!! but i do get that both of us need to watch out if not for our figures, then for our general well-being. so i decided that the two of us were going to get started on “operation get fine!!!”…. (more…)

“Don’t you know when you sleep with someone that your body makes a promise whether you do or not? Tell me something David, do you believe in God?”

~Julie Gianni to David Aames milliseconds before she drove both of their asses off of a bridge in Vanilla Sky~

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