anonymusings….

momzilla

shyt we’re late!!! that’s what we thought as soon as we skidded to a crashing halt in front of mom-zilla as she waited for her cue to enter the church for the start of the wedding ceremony. now i have warned you all time and time again – i’m an only child. that being said, i don’t have that all for one and one for all mentality that you people have…. (more…)

so where did i leave off? oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. taking our old asses to bed after crashing the prom and doing a party strut around the dance floor. so when i opened my eyes the next morning, i expected to see….

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this past weekend was great. i found myself loving philly (although someone clearly should have told them about my phobia of bridges over water and adjusted the city’s layout accordingly). maybe i’m getting old, but i didn’t have as many stories as i did from my ny trip, but here are the highlights:

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this weekend i will be headed out to the city of brotherly love to see one of my college roommates get married. now, in my usual fashion i am prone to stretch a 2 day trip into 5 posts complete with photos and blogworthy events (remember the new york trip and the transvestite with the testicle hanging from his tennis skirt???) at any rate, this time i’m going to introduce you to the cast of characters so that you’ll know who will be keeping me in line (no pun intended) this weekend…or not: (more…)

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Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
Never let it fade away
Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
Save it for a rainy day
~Perry Como~

she was a bonafide superstar, both literally and figuratively - a supernova if you asked her. just like any falling star, as much as you’d like to hold on to her she couldn’t be contained on this earth…
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UPDATE! There are now 4 police cars outside my house and they’re knocking on the door across the street. I don’t know what for. Do y’all think that I should mention the meth???

y’all normally, i don’t post forwards but this one hit home today because of something that happened to me.
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i’ve decided to steal a fellow blogger’s writing format so that there would be some order to all of the thoughts that are rambling around in my brain, but so what? if they come up in here talking trash they’ll blow their cover and “secret” agents are supposed to always maintain their composure even when their plans have been compromised right?
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….can come from some of the strangest things in the strangest places…

no, nasty asses. get your minds out of the gutter. you’re not getting ready to read any xxx rated posts today. just thought i’d write a bit about how important it is to preserve your sexxxy, keeping your situation moisturized and all that good puff daddy talk…. (more…)