anonymusings….

i must be batshyt crazy. it’s 2:22AM and i’m supposed to be hurrying up trying to finish my work so that i can catch an hour or two of sleep but what am i doing? blogging… *sigh* ….i’m such a procrastinator.

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i found out on friday that my god-mother had passed away. the circumstances surrounding her death are suspicious at best. her car had been parked outside of her beau’s home since wednesday night - her body wasn’t discovered until friday morning…in his front yard, alcohol was in her system, etc. etc.

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um fellas? *wondering if any dudes actually still read this blog* that’s ok. even if you don’t see it today, it’ll be here in the archives waiting to be discovered.

fellas - c’mere….come a little closer - yeah you in the back - the twenty something, awkward looking one? come to the front of the group and have a seat. let’s have a little adam and eve meets mars and venus discussion. ladies, y’all don’t have to circle them, smirking like that. you know the dudes will start feeling all nervous and shyt. back up a bit. ‘kay. everyone comfy? cool.

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my hairstylist’s name is sunshine - i call her “sunny” for short. no that’s not her real name, but whatever. for $145 every two months and that covers touch-up to touch-up every week, with shampoos, cuts, colors, treatments, etc. (did i say WEEKLY) for the past 8 years? i’ll call her “goddess” if she wants me to.

when i first met sunny, she was working in a barber and beauty salon. i swear fo’ God - barber and beauty salons are THE most blog worthy places EVER - men and women exchanging ideas while getting their grooming on? good times! there was this barber in the old spot named rashaan. he was muslim (we were located next door to a masque) that had the most intelligent - always ready for a debate and bean pie - clients EVER.

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when i was younger people used to tell me that my eyes changed colors. i’ve never been able to tell because they’ve always seemed to me to be so dark brown that they were almost black. but for some reason folks used to say that they looked dark green at times. for the first time this weekend, when i looked into the mirror i thought that i saw some green flecks here and there.

i feel uncomfortable even posting this because it seems absolutely petty but y’all i think that i’ve been hit by the green-eyed bandit - you know - the one that wears those sweatpants w/ the words “juicy” “jealous much?” across the butt?

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i know some of you just looked at your bloglines list and thought “what the hell?!?!??” um…yeah, beloved’s back (and yes, i can talk about myself in the 3rd person dammit). maybe i’m not the “anonymuse” that i used to be but who cares? you know that i’m all about reinventing myself - so here i am! *yawn - stretch - slowly removing a cobweb from my eyelash*

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